Shit that Teflon says

[DutchKitty]

win^

[TeflonDon]

U hairy slut bitches copying my shit and putting it on a mothafuckin gthread i will molest your mothafucking grandma in her fucking grave u dirty piece of italian sausage cooked with some eggs and onions and some red peppers bitch ass nigguh.

[soulharvester]

contributing:

U hairy slut bitches copying my shit and putting it on a mothafuckin gthread i will molest your mothafucking grandma in her fucking grave u dirty piece of italian sausage cooked with some eggs and onions and some red peppers bitch ass nigguh.

[AsianCat]

LMFAO @ "4th we will go and fuck candymans mom. are u reading this bitch? HUH BITCH ASS HOMO ASS NIGGA"
Omfg that killed me

[Radioactive]

*DEAD* Teflon Don : radioactive u sound like u have cum srtuck ion your thorat nigga u IS A HOMO ASS MONKEY
*DEAD* -[FF]- Radioactive : k
*DEAD* -[FF]- Radioactive : ty

[preston]

*DEAD* Teflon Don : PRESTON U DIRTY PIECE OF ITALIAN SHIT
*DEAD* Teflon Don : YOUR 4TH ANUS IS LOCATED TO THE WEST OF THE 3RD ANUS.
*DEAD* Teflon Don : at Preston man i havent heard of your ass in liek a century son. hows ur hairy ass anus been? does it still have that mole righ
*DEAD* Teflon Don : right there or did it got burned off cuz of friction with a penis and ur asshiole?

[Michael Phelps]

Teflon is a badass troll trololol

[Mahumed]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Teflon Don: your momma look like a fucking beutiful horse
Microwaves: How did you know?
Teflon Don: she fucked me with her horse dick
Microwaves: Well that sucks for you.
Teflon Don: yeah :[
Microwaves: If it makes you feel better, I can hook you up with a whore in a wheelchair.
Teflon Don: like from the movie freddy gets fingured
Microwaves: yes
Teflon Don: that would
Teflon Don: be
Teflon Don: awesome
Microwaves: Execpt she's a terrorist and is into bondage.
Teflon Don: whats bondage
Microwaves: dont act like you don't know
Teflon Don: i dont
Teflon Don: lol
Microwaves: Its basically all the kinky stuff that candymans moms into.
Teflon Don: hhmmm
Teflon Don: describe it u mexican
Microwaves: Being tied up and having a crowbar shoved up your ass.
Teflon Don: eeww
Teflon Don: i only like hammers up my penis
Microwaves: lol
Microwaves: Then I'll kill that bitch
Microwaves: Its not like shes real anyway.
Teflon Don: buit
Teflon Don: but
Teflon Don: but
Teflon Don: she is
Microwaves: It just found out shes lesbo
Teflon Don: nice my left toe is a lesbian
Microwaves: Too late. I killed her.
Teflon Don: not to late
Teflon Don: cuz i fucked her dead body
Teflon Don: fornecating with her dead body that i left in the woods 2 blocks away for ur home
Microwaves: I see you from my house.
Teflon Don: i see you from inside your house
Teflon Don: im the kitchen
Teflon Don: with your mom
Microwaves: Fate accepted

[soulharvester]

this entire thread:

[Phantom]

8:23 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: meet me by the lake
8:23 PM - Phantom: what time?
8:24 PM - Phantom: I can't show up if I don't have a time man.
8:25 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: in 20 minutwes
8:25 PM - Phantom: Alright you got the stuff?
8:26 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: yeah man i got the backpack full witha rope
8:26 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: duck tape
8:26 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: a hammer
8:26 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: more duct tape
8:26 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: a fake BB gun
8:26 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: a real GUN
8:26 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: a rifle
8:26 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: man how we gonna do this man
8:26 PM - Phantom: Who's the victim?
8:26 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: no victim
8:27 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: roberry
8:27 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: liquor store 2 blocks away from ur home
8:27 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: we going to hit it when they are about to close
8:27 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: in 14.5 minutes
8:27 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: we gonna get rich mane
8:27 PM - Phantom: Alright well you take tha fake gun and give me the real one, does it have ammo?
8:27 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: w gonna steal all the expensive alcohol and steal soem chips and steal lallt hecash money
8:27 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: the fake one has the real emmo and the real one has the BB emmo
8:28 PM - Phantom: makes sense
8:28 PM - Phantom: okay are we gunna rape the owner so they stay silent?
8:28 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: no we're gonna duct tape the owner and shove that hammer im brining in his asshole and duct tape it so it stays in his asshole
8:29 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: and rpae his daughter which is only 17
8:29 PM - Phantom: yeah thats what I meant
8:29 PM - Phantom: I call dibbs on her ears
8:29 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: i clal dibbs on them toes
8:29 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: MY TOES NIGGA
8:29 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: ima cut them toes off too
8:29 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: show the owner we mean buisness
8:29 PM - Phantom: you're gunna fuck them, first right?
8:30 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: we gonna have to kidnap his daughter first, rape her, cut her toes and when we enter the liquor store we throw all the toes at his face and say "do u recognize that nail polish? u bought it remember."
8:30 PM - Phantom: alright how do we get away though?
8:30 PM - Phantom: got your moms car?
8:30 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: got my moms van
8:30 PM - Phantom: perfect
8:30 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: but we cant use it for crime
8:30 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: we have to steal
8:30 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: a bus
8:31 PM - Phantom: a short bus?
8:31 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: the public bus
8:31 PM - Phantom: ah I see
8:31 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: the one negroes pay 1 $ to get in
8:31 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: we use that so it can look less suspicious
8:31 PM - Phantom: well i got a bus pass so we can just not steal it
8:31 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: no we have to steal it
8:31 PM - Phantom: okay
8:32 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: we have to steal it because we wont know if the bus will come in time for the roberry
8:32 PM - Phantom: can i kill the bus driver
8:32 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: no man
8:32 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: unlelss she is a girl
8:32 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: [then go ahead
8:32 PM - Phantom: oh alright
8:32 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: and u can only kill her if she is black
8:32 PM - Phantom: alright makes sense
8:32 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: because she is not picking my cottonor in the kitchen fucking women.
8:32 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: or*
8:32 PM - Phantom: yeah bitches can't drive
8:32 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: or in *
8:32 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: yeha man
8:32 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: so hurry up get ready faggot
8:33 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: u have to hide the hammer man
8:33 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: u have to shove it in your asshole
8:33 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: it will make it look less suspicious
8:33 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: ir wont fit in the backpack so i have to shove it in ur asshole
8:33 PM - Phantom: can;t i just hide it in my foreskin?
8:33 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: i cant shove it in mines because i already have the walkie talkies there
8:33 PM - Phantom: oh right
8:33 PM - Phantom: okay but you gotta knock me out before you do
8:33 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: im keeping ur walkie talkie warm and smellie and with hairs
8:34 PM - Phantom: thanks man
8:34 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: no problem thats what friends in crime are for
8:34 PM - Phantom: alright lets do this shit
8:35 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: okay im
8:35 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: at the lake
8:35 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: in my cellphone using steam
8:35 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: hurry nigga
8:35 PM - Phantom: alright im on my way
8:35 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: ima wait for u ima smoke a fat ass blunt in the meanwhile and snort a line of toe nail residue
8:35 PM - Phantom: save some for me man
8:36 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: alright man this toe residu powder is not cheap some of the finest toenails where used for this powder.
8:36 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: ima save u half a blunt
8:36 PM - Teflon Gang Or Die: HURRY NIGGUH