Shit that Teflon says

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Teflon Don has changed their name to Steve the Pedo.
Steve the Pedo has changed their name to Richard the Pedo.
Richard the Pedo has changed their name to Luis the Pedo.
Luis the Pedo has changed their name to Teflon Don.
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PHANTOM AND TEFLON... YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ASSHOLES! AND YOU FORGOT TO TAKE ME -___-
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TeflonDon wrote:FUCK YOU NIGGUHS
YEAH YOU TITz- N - BEER fuck you so hard in your asshole. man im gonna fuck you and your mother and then cut your throat leave it rotten on the forest for 3 and ahallf weeks with 23 and ahalf hours with 32 seconds and comeback and rape the shit out of your rotten disconposing asshole. you motherfucker. you think you cant give me a referal for fucking Jb. you motherfucker. fuck you. and your mom. and your step sister. BITFCH ASS NIGGUH
TeflonDon wrote:known Aliases): Teflon Don, Hairy Anus Rapist
TeflonDon wrote:I know the MOTD like the back of my left testicle.
TeflonDon wrote:Ive known candyman for like 3 years(he's a faggot)
TeflonDon wrote:I have never freekilled but i give simple but yet very complex orders that only retarts who never really listen think i freekill.
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10:11 PM - Teflon Don: STILL CANT GET MY MIND OFF YOUR BODY
10:11 PM - Teflon Don: CUZ NO ONE COMPARES TO YOUR BODY
10:11 PM - Teflon Don: I THINK I WANNA PUT A RING ON IT
10:12 PM - Teflon Don: I THINK I WANNA TAT YOUR NAME ON CANDYMANS ASSHOLE
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Teflon Don(U TRIPPY MANE?): Fire is a fucking queeromesexual slut who turned into a vampire and had 3 kids those 3 kids where fucking dangeruss and candymans queer ass. those queer asses invented this group called FF. FF meant Fucking FIre's hot mom in the ass and hairy vagina. SO They got ass n titz big titty ass to come and put a second pair of boobs in her back. Yes her fucking back. She theen started going crazy. THe bitch grew legs in her ass. it was crazy. she ate candymans 3rd eye. it was nasty as fuck. he has homosexuals coming out his eyes like what the fuck. paris hilton came out his anus. it was crazy man. SHe boiled dangerous. and when he was boikling fucking italians where coming out his fucking dick! mafia came out. that nigga looked like a fucking rat. LIKE EEEWWW NIGUH WTF NIGGA. so she killed herself. THE FUCKING END. to lazy to finish this shit but yeah u niggas ay as fuck. Burn one. <3

I wasn't to sure what i was reading and had to read it a coupe times to somewhat understand what he was talking about.
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3:56 PM - Teflon Don: Man fuck you Fire
3:56 PM - Teflon Don: Everytime I fuck you
3:56 PM - Teflon Don: you're so dry like wtf
3:56 PM - Teflon Don: BITCH
3:57 PM - Teflon Don: GET WET
3:57 PM - Teflon Don: U ONLY SQUIRT WHEN I PUT A CANDYMAN MASK ON
3:57 PM - Teflon Don: WHATS WRON WITH MY PENIS
3:57 PM - Teflon Don: IS IT BECAUSE ITS PINMK!
3:57 PM - Teflon Don: WTF
3:57 PM - Teflon Don: I THOUGHT U LOVED IT JUsT LUIKE YOUR MOTHER
9:17 PM - Teflon Don: MAN SO I BALLS O HARD YOP MOM WANTS TO SNIFF A COKE LINE OFF MY DICK TOO BAD ITS GONNA BE A SMALL COKE LINIE CUZ MY DICK SMALL AS FUCK
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Wednesday, November 28, 2012
11:46 PM - Teflon Don: AAWW
11:46 PM - Teflon Don: MY
11:47 PM - Teflon Don: MOTHAFUCKING NIGgA
11:47 PM - Teflon Don: WHATS HANNEn
11:47 PM - Phantom: nothing
11:47 PM - Phantom: yo did anyone ever find out we raped that gas stations owners daughter?
11:48 PM - Teflon Don: well after I raped her and jizzed in that pussy and u was hitting it from the mouth. train raped that bitch. I came back a month later. I felt attached to this bitch because i stole some panties of her.
11:49 PM - Teflon Don: I felt the responsibility to return them because i know one day it will be laundry day and she'll have no pair of undies
11:49 PM - Teflon Don: so I went
11:49 PM - Teflon Don: snuck in her window
11:49 PM - Teflon Don: saw the bitch
11:49 PM - Teflon Don: she was pregnant
11:49 PM - Teflon Don: she sat me down and held my hand
11:49 PM - Teflon Don: she told me we need to talk
11:49 PM - Teflon Don: She told me she is preggo
11:50 PM - Phantom: shieeeeeeeeet
11:50 PM - Teflon Don: and that her dad's life insurence is worth over 2.5 million dollars
11:50 PM - Teflon Don: so she told me she's keeping the baby
11:50 PM - Teflon Don: i asked her
11:50 PM - Teflon Don: bitch how the fukc u know thats my mothafucking babuy ILL BEAT THAT ASS HOE
11:51 PM - Teflon Don: she responded by saying she was a virgin when we raped her
11:51 PM - Teflon Don: atleast in that area she was
11:51 PM - Teflon Don: her dad was abusing her sexually for 5+ years and only raped her in her asshole
11:51 PM - Teflon Don: she then showed me some blueprints
11:51 PM - Teflon Don: she's been planning her fathers death ever since we raped her
11:51 PM - Teflon Don: she fell in love with us raping her
11:51 PM - Teflon Don: she siad either could be the father
11:51 PM - Phantom: fuck
11:52 PM - Teflon Don: and she wants to marry us both at the same time
11:52 PM - Phantom: well i guess that could work
11:52 PM - Teflon Don: yeah i take the left side of the bed, she takes the middle and u take the right side of the bed
11:52 PM - Phantom: yeah gotta keep a ho between us so it's not gay
11:53 PM - Teflon Don: its still gonna be gay
11:53 PM - Teflon Don: because
11:54 PM - Teflon Don: she had a sex change but only changed her va JJ into a dick
11:54 PM - Phantom: fuck
11:54 PM - Teflon Don: but this bitch is crazy
11:54 PM - Teflon Don: she has one dick with 2 heads
11:54 PM - Phantom: wtf man
11:54 PM - Phantom: why
11:54 PM - Teflon Don: why do u think she marry both of us
11:55 PM - Phantom: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
11:55 PM - Phantom: true
11:55 PM - Teflon Don: is that considered gay thoguh?
11:56 PM - Teflon Don: she is a women
11:56 PM - Teflon Don: but with a dick with 2 heads
11:56 PM - Teflon Don: so is that gay if u have sex with her?
11:56 PM - Phantom: nah dawg
11:56 PM - Phantom: she was born with a vagina so it's straight
11:57 PM - Teflon Don: 'so what you're saying is that if she got a complete sex change and looked like fucking mitt romney you would still fuck it and it wouldnt be considered gay?
11:57 PM - Phantom: well yeah
Thursday, November 29, 2012
12:05 AM - Teflon Don: so how is it like fucking a women who had a sex change and plastic surgery to look exactly like mitt romney, but with the hands of Obama
12:06 AM - Teflon Don: ?
12:07 AM - Phantom: thats gay
12:07 AM - Phantom: cause her hands are black
12:07 AM - Phantom: and her feet are not
12:07 AM - Phantom: skin colors gotta match
12:08 AM - Teflon Don: nigga she got that black skin from michael jackson so how is that gay if he was gay, gay+gay+sex change+ black hands = straight my nigga
12:08 AM - Teflon Don: Do the math my nigga
12:09 AM - Phantom: true true
12:09 AM - Teflon Don: so would u fuck her/it in the ass or in the dick somehow
12:10 AM - Phantom: in the dick obviously
12:13 AM - Teflon Don: forums.
12:15 AM - Teflon Don: wish i knew how to screenshot..
12:15 AM - Phantom: I'll do it dont worry
12:16 AM - Teflon Don: Good, Good, My young child. Send me link after u post it.
12:16 AM - Phantom: kk bro
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It's sad because it's more understandable than 90% of what Mafia says, and it's disturbing as fuck (while still being somewhat humorous/amusing).
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soulharvester wrote:It's sad because it's more understandable than 90% of what Mafia says, and it's disturbing as fuck (while still being somewhat humorous/amusing).

Be nice buddy

if you don't like how talk then get out fuck my topic post then or dont look at my post period
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