Shit that Teflon says

[Pheonix]

It's sad because it's more understandable than 90% of what Mafia says, and it's disturbing as fuck (while still being somewhat humorous/amusing).

if you don't like how talk then get out fuck my topic

WILL DEW.

[MAFIA]

Thursday, November 29, 2012
5:56 PM - Teflon Don: ay mang
5:56 PM - Teflon Don: you selling that coke?
5:56 PM - Teflon Don: i need that coke my nigga
5:56 PM - Teflon Don: and some weed my nigga
5:56 PM - Teflon Don: and a little asian girl my nigga, prefferibly candymans sister my nigga
5:56 PM - Teflon Don: even though she is 5 years old i dont give a shit my nigga
5:57 PM - Teflon Don: when can i expect this my nigga jigga italian piece of mexican turd cock sucking germs that inflame the anus
6:01 PM - -[FF]-MAFIA-Selling TF2 Items: that nice
6:01 PM - -[FF]-MAFIA-Selling TF2 Items: can get candyman girl
6:19 PM - Teflon Don: candymans 5 year old sister.
6:32 PM - -[FF]-MAFIA-Selling TF2 Items: no i was joke
6:32 PM - -[FF]-MAFIA-Selling TF2 Items: i dont that
6:37 PM - Teflon Don: why do you like little kids?
6:37 PM - Teflon Don: whats wrong with you man
6:37 PM - Teflon Don: pedo....sheesh mafia I didn't knew u where this type of person
6:38 PM - -[FF]-MAFIA-Selling TF2 Items: nothing wrong with me just like to rape little kid
6:38 PM - -[FF]-MAFIA-Selling TF2 Items: kids only
6:39 PM - Teflon Don: something in common man
6:39 PM - Teflon Don: but I dont like raping kids
6:39 PM - Teflon Don: I like raping 1 day old babies
6:39 PM - Teflon Don: you see I am a nurse and i have to see all the babies u know how they put them in that window with like 50 other fresh babies that just popped out that pussy
6:39 PM - Teflon Don: yeah well i do that i gotta wartch them
6:40 PM - Teflon Don: and i make all the babies wet
6:40 PM - Teflon Don: the secret to that is u have to fist them
6:40 PM - Teflon Don: deep inside they're little vaginas and assholes
6:41 PM - -[FF]-MAFIA-Selling TF2 Items: keep tell me story more
6:42 PM - -[FF]-MAFIA-Selling TF2 Items: and did you touch that pussy too before pop up babies
6:42 PM - -[FF]-MAFIA-Selling TF2 Items: make nice and wet for babies
6:44 PM - Teflon Don: well noi i dont work where the mothers give birth
6:45 PM - -[FF]-MAFIA-Selling TF2 Items: oh
6:45 PM - Teflon Don: u know in that room where they puit all the new babies at where it has a window and parents can see them from outside?
6:45 PM - Teflon Don: yeah i rape them there in bathroom thats in there
6:45 PM - Teflon Don: sometimes i switch the babies
6:46 PM - Teflon Don: wsometimes i shove a baby up my asshole, the premature ones and rgive rebirth to them
6:47 PM - Teflon Don: its amazing experience
6:47 PM - Teflon Don: i feel like a mother

[MAFIA]

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2:11 PM - Teflon Don: I fucked Kelly and went to tell my bros
2:11 PM - Teflon Don: Slangin girly early in the morning
2:11 PM - Teflon Don: Mob and thats a must
2:11 PM - Teflon Don: c.o.d i aint got no trust
2:12 PM - -[FF]-MAFIA-Selling TF2 Items: lol
2:12 PM - -[FF]-MAFIA-Selling TF2 Items: that bitch move

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2:51 PM - Teflon Don: FIRE WAS EATING MY PUSSY LAST NIGHT
2:51 PM - Teflon Don: THEN HE STOPPED BECAUSE HE FELT SOMETHING
2:51 PM - Teflon Don: SOMETHING HARD
2:51 PM - Teflon Don: A BABIES HEAD SLOWLY WAS COMING OUT
2:51 PM - Teflon Don: OMG
2:51 PM - Teflon Don: OH NOT
2:51 PM - Teflon Don: NOOO!
2:51 PM - Teflon Don: ITs a little baby candyman
2:51 PM - Teflon Don: I KNEW I SHOULD OF USED A FREakING CONDOM!
2:51 PM - Teflon Don: but Element and Avalanche might also be the father
2:51 PM - Teflon Don: DUN DUN DUN

[Dolan]

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6:38 PM - Teflon Don: just sniffed something
6:38 PM - Teflon Don: man
6:38 PM - Teflon Don: I CANT FEEL MY FACE
6:52 PM - Dolan: LOL

[MAFIA]

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12:45 PM - Teflon Don(TACOS): WE SHOULD FUCK EACHOTHER MOTHERS

[Sleezypro]

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Teflon Don(BEAT DAT ASS): baby Cakes, you are a stupid bitch. Mark my words, those 30 minutes u caused me of playing jailbreak because of this stupid ban. Will cause you harm. I will rape you. I will kill you. Be afraid. I will locate where you live. And rape you, then I will kill you, and fuck you again. Leave you in the fucking fortest to discompose for 2 weeks, comeback and do your makeup. Then I will fuck you again till flesh rotten flesh starts peeling off you. Then I will burn your body. And let it discompose. 1 year later ill come back to your house and give it to you mother. in a plant. a marijuana plant. i willplant it for her in her backyard. I will tell her its a bush. And all along your remains will bein my marijuana plant, that i will comeback for to harvest and smoke. You dirty pitty Bitch. your boyfriend Dionyx will have consequences as well.
Sleezypro: jerk

[Deathdog]

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Deathdog: WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT FOR A CURSE
Teflon Don: WHATWHATWHAT
Deathdog: WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT FOR A CURSE
Teflon Don: u have a curse?
Teflon Don: the dick in your ass curse?
Deathdog: ye
Deathdog: XD

When you spam Teflon with a random quote he will probobly say something hilarious

[Phantom]

Teflon laces weed.

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2:33 AM - Teflon Don: I want
2:34 AM - Teflon Don: to
2:34 AM - Teflon Don: suck
2:34 AM - Teflon Don: yo
2:34 AM - Teflon Don: bitches
2:34 AM - Teflon Don: nipples
2:34 AM - Teflon Don: off
2:34 AM - Teflon Don: her
2:34 AM - Teflon Don: nose
2:34 AM - Teflon Don: my
2:34 AM - Teflon Don: nigga
2:34 AM - Teflon Don: I LACE YOUR MARIJUANA TOO BRO
2:34 AM - Phantom #loveyu: dude right she aint ever letting me do that shit doe
2:34 AM - Teflon Don: WITH
2:34 AM - Phantom #loveyu: THE FUQ BRUH
2:34 AM - Teflon Don: CANDYMANS CRACK
2:35 AM - Phantom #loveyu: SHIT NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK THATS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT MAN
2:36 AM - Teflon Don: NAH I PLAY NIGGA, Mafia on the other hand, N199@ WhAaT YoU MEAAAAAAAAAAAN. The power of twenty-five minus the calcus support decimal of crack marijuana and vagina hairs. Yes.