By far, funniest thing I've read in a while actually xD I laughed loud xDNick-ka-ka wrote:Either way you are fucking something.Hipster_Trip wrote:this. if you don't do this you are fucking retarded.Chaotic Ginge wrote:rape her
pls help need to attract a mate
Re: pls help need to attract a mate
Last edited by Jasmine on Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:15 am, edited 2 times in total.
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Re: pls help need to attract a mate
JUST KILL THE ONE IN THE BAT SUITS YOU IDIOTS!!Nick-ka-ka wrote:I am very glad you asked this question.
You see, the answer here is really simple.
We must kill the Batcat.
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rip mg
Re: pls help need to attract a mate
spot 10/10 qt3.14 fedorable lady from across the room
introduce yourself as a l33t hack0r
instant lady boner
say you work for a site called 4chin
her spaghetti oozes out her lady pockets
tell her farwell because naruto comes on in an hour and you gotta get home to see that shit
more spaghetti oozes
asks if she can come
reluctantly agree
show her your hatsune miku collection
more spaghetti oozes
she asks for the D
she starts stripping
i do the same
we both start playing with our dilly dallys
getting hot
spaghetti all in the bed
we finish
she stares at me
she gets close to my ear
i can feel her breathe
"i need about tree fiddy"
it was at this time that a realized this 10/10 qt3.14 was a 500 foot tall crustacean from the paleolithic era
dumb lochness monster got me again
> op is a fag??
introduce yourself as a l33t hack0r
instant lady boner
say you work for a site called 4chin
her spaghetti oozes out her lady pockets
tell her farwell because naruto comes on in an hour and you gotta get home to see that shit
more spaghetti oozes
asks if she can come
reluctantly agree
show her your hatsune miku collection
more spaghetti oozes
she asks for the D
she starts stripping
i do the same
we both start playing with our dilly dallys
getting hot
spaghetti all in the bed
we finish
she stares at me
she gets close to my ear
i can feel her breathe
"i need about tree fiddy"
it was at this time that a realized this 10/10 qt3.14 was a 500 foot tall crustacean from the paleolithic era
dumb lochness monster got me again
> op is a fag??
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Re: pls help need to attract a mate
The secret is to wait behind a corner untill she is right next to you, then just jump out, throw your pants down, start doing da meatspin while you sing this
Spoiler
Works every time.
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Re: pls help need to attract a mate
Unlike these trannies, i'll give you a legit tip.
Number one, if you're going in for a girl AT a bar, make sure she's wearing something fancy, and isn't just a drunk.
You don't want to have to deal with that.
2. Simple introduction, or ice breaker.
3. stick your dick in her nose.
ur welcom
Number one, if you're going in for a girl AT a bar, make sure she's wearing something fancy, and isn't just a drunk.
You don't want to have to deal with that.
2. Simple introduction, or ice breaker.
3. stick your dick in her nose.
ur welcom
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Re: pls help need to attract a mate
I treat them with silence
Then I walk away.
Will work pls trust I professional
Then I walk away.
Will work pls trust I professional
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You should take the matters off hand.. Or something.
Re: pls help need to attract a mate
TECHNIQUE TO ACQUIRING MATE
1. Spin around then stop.
2. Double take 3 times.
3. Pelvic Thrust
4. Stop on your right foot. <- VERY IMPORTANT STEP DON'T FORGET!
5. Bring it arooooooound town.
6. Then you do this
7. and this
8. and that
9. and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...
10. Sex.
Mission Accomplished! You got the dick in!
1. Spin around then stop.
2. Double take 3 times.
3. Pelvic Thrust
4. Stop on your right foot. <- VERY IMPORTANT STEP DON'T FORGET!
5. Bring it arooooooound town.
6. Then you do this
7. and this
8. and that
9. and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...
10. Sex.
Mission Accomplished! You got the dick in!
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Re: pls help need to attract a mate
Spoiler
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Re: pls help need to attract a mate
Phantom wrote: 3. Pelvic Thrust
Spoiler
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Danksta wrote:Rude ass mother fucker fuck you
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