Quotes/Chats

Quotes/Chats

Postby Dubstab » Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:47 am

Heya! I could use a cheer up.

Show me the funniest/weirdest quotes and/or chats! <3
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Re: Quotes/Chats

Postby Jutzi13 » Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:54 pm

Milisa Medic Good: jutzil admins = ? admin ?
Milisa Medic Good: jutzil why you sniper sniper sniper sniper xhy you no scout soldier pyro demo engi heavy ...
مثقل : jutzi13 does have aimbot but its not a hack

There's plenty :lol:
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Re: Quotes/Chats

Postby Abraham » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:06 pm

HushPuppy : Abra doesnt use hax, he is hax
Ebola Chan : I think abraham may be haxxing
Tweezy : Abra im gonna call an admin your wall hacking
[THP] Abraham ツ: Yes. I got this sexy litte cow outfit that I put on, grab a mic, start singing and shake dem cowtitties
[JAD] Nightascythe ♥ Y : Your penis is doing a good job abra (wait what? o,o)
๖ۣJoe ۜ๖ۣGN : ABRA'S PENIS MUST SAVE ME! (What again? o,o)
Ocheu : I bet i can play with your penis abra (Why the fuck is my penis involved in everything?!)

So yeah, the best thing you can amuse your self with is that you go to chatlogs and put in filter with a part of your name x) Ive seen some hilarious shit there xD
I love smart guys, hmu if your IQ gets higher than your shoe number
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Re: Quotes/Chats

Postby Hipster_Trip » Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:10 am

5:07 PM - Nerd: matthew answer I want to talk to a buddy
5:23 PM - Toxic Waste is now Online.
5:34 PM - Nerd: i see how it is
5:34 PM - Nerd: ball > chadwick
5:34 PM - Toxic Waste is now Away

I have no friends.
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Re: Quotes/Chats

Postby soulharvester » Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:05 am

Your Nico avatar scares them all away.
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Re: Quotes/Chats

Postby Hipster_Trip » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:02 pm

soulharvester wrote:Your Nico avatar scares them all away.

deleted, removed. I don't need negativity in my life right now.
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Re: Quotes/Chats

Postby Satan » Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:36 pm

totally not fake admirer: hi satan you are so amazing and whats up
me: busy 360 playing video games casual get out of my face
totally not fake admirer: but i really want to play with you so you can carry me to 69th prestige
me: ima be busy slayin that pussy sorry not sorry
totally not fake admirer: wow ur so kewlio can i add you
me: no and thats final
totally not fake admirer has been blocked

my average discussion with losers
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Re: Quotes/Chats

Postby Dubstab » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:34 pm

Velociraptor wrote:I am basically the one who invented the ValvE logo. I saw Gaben on the street and yelled "VALVE" at him, which got stuck on the back of his mind and he made that the logo..
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Re: Quotes/Chats

Postby Dubstab » Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:03 pm

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Dubstab: Welcome in the head menu. What would you like to order? Press a number.
Martijn: *Beep*
D: You have pressed: 4. This means that you want to order a pizza with meat balls. Press 1 to go back to the head menu. Press 2 to contin...
M: *Beep* 1.
D: You are now back in the head menu. What would you like to order? Press a number.
M: *Beep, beep, beep, beep*
D: You have pressed: 2299. This means that you want to order a pizza with meat balls. Press 1 to go back to the head menu. Press...
M: *Beep* 1.
D: You are now back in the head menu. What would you like to order? Press a number.
M: *Beep* 8.
D: You have pressed: 8. This means that you want to order: A whore. Press 1 to go back to the head menu. Press 2 to continue to your payment. P...
M: *Beep* 2.
D: You want to pay, as you ordered a whore. Press 1 to pay through ING bank. Press 2 to pay through Rabo bank. Press 3 to pay through no bank. Press 8 to go back to the head menu.
M: Can I pay in kind? *Beep* 3.
D: You have pressed: 3. Press 1 to pay in kind. Press 2 to...
M: *Beep* 1.
D: You have pressed: 1. You can not pay in kind. This call will now be ended. Good day.
*Call ended.*
M: The whore is too much of an pain in the ass. Do me the pizza with meat balls.
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Re: Quotes/Chats

Postby MartijnV » Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:08 pm

Dubstab wrote:
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Dubstab: Welcome in the head menu. What would you like to order? Press a number.
Martijn: *Beep*
D: You have pressed: 4. This means that you want to order a pizza with meat balls. Press 1 to go back to the head menu. Press 2 to contin...
M: *Beep* 1.
D: You are now back in the head menu. What would you like to order? Press a number.
M: *Beep, beep, beep, beep*
D: You have pressed: 2299. This means that you want to order a pizza with meat balls. Press 1 to go back to the head menu. Press...
M: *Beep* 1.
D: You are now back in the head menu. What would you like to order? Press a number.
M: *Beep* 8.
D: You have pressed: 8. This means that you want to order: A whore. Press 1 to go back to the head menu. Press 2 to continue to your payment. P...
M: *Beep* 2.
D: You want to pay, as you ordered a whore. Press 1 to pay through ING bank. Press 2 to pay through Rabo bank. Press 3 to pay through no bank. Press 8 to go back to the head menu.
M: Can I pay in kind? *Beep* 3.
D: You have pressed: 3. Press 1 to pay in kind. Press 2 to...
M: *Beep* 1.
D: You have pressed: 1. You can not pay in kind. This call will now be ended. Good day.
*Call ended.*
M: The whore is too much of an pain in the ass. Do me the pizza with meat balls.



I can confirm this ! i was there.

laughed way too loud during this call :thumbup:
Last edited by MartijnV on Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:08 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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