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<03:33:34> "[TzKet-Death] TzKet-Death" pokes you: stop being so thick

"Fish is meat" - Literally everyone on VSH except Rigby

fishermatt3552 wrote:"Fish is meat" - Literally everyone on VSH except Rigby

Don't harass me

"Everything in the ocean isn't meat!"-Rigby

A couple days ago when my girlfriend was over I was driving with her back to my barracks. As we passed through the main gate to go on base, she saw my military ID.

GF: Why do you look so unhappy in your ID?
Me: What do you mean?
GF: In your ID you just look upset, like angry or something?
Me: What? I'm just not smiling in it. It's supposed to be professional.
GF: I bet you don't have any ID pictures you're smiling in.
Me: What are you talking about? I'm smiling in my drivers license.
GF: You have a drivers license?
*She looks up from my wallet to look at me driving her car*
GF: Uhh, I never asked that. You didn't hear anything.

"Other things I should mention are: I smoke pot."-Sig.

TzKet: Wouldn't you like to tickle some cow udders?

*sitting in TS when a random joins and plays a turkey sound over the mic then leaves*

Me: What the fuck was that?
PK: It was a chicken.

2:41 PM - SpicyCandy: nigga all anime is fanservice nowadays

Polar: love is just a chemical reaction triggered by your dick/vagina, used to make irrational decisions that ultimately lead you to do dumb shit like try to get me to allow you contact with a guy who probably wants nothing to dowith you and engage in a pointless conversation to try and get on his nerds, needless wasting both of your times. I'm gonna go ahead and deny your request.
Polar: Begone, THOT.