The most hilarious rule breaker you have ever seen?

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The most hilarious rule breaker you have ever seen?

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I got curious that what is the most hilarious rulebreaker you have ever confronted in any game :D please explain what he did and what made it so hilarious!
This thing came to my mind when talking to an old friend from prophunt back when I was admin and still an active member and had this one dumb ass kid in the server.. This is how it went :

Kid : Hey, can someone tell me how does this gamemode work like.. can you change props or something?
Me : You basically hunt objects on blue team and hide as one on red team, you can also change your props by typing !propmenu
Kid : Shut the fuck up and suck my dick.


The reason I started laughing like a maniac was that I didnt think that some people were actually this stupid. I mean, first they ask for an advice, then when an admin gives one he tells you to suck his dick?

Anyhow, ples make me laugh im bored as hell because of school.
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Re: The most hilarious rule breaker you have ever seen?

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A guy comes on db.
after a round SMAC goes off. "suspected of cheating with their eye angels" so I started to spectate the guy. As it turns out, it was a obvious autoblast.

Me: Hey dude, suggestion. Either stop hacking or get off the server by force.
Him: I'm not hacking! You ain't got no proof!
Me: *Copies the SMAC-message*
Him: Oh shit....uhm.. well then *disconnects*
I was laughing way too much for like five minutes to even make an offlineban
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Re: The most hilarious rule breaker you have ever seen?

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I'm in slender because someone was mic spamming and bind spamming. I silenced him, but then his friend was online and here how it goes:

Player was silenced.
Him: DUDE WTF WHY DID YOU SILENCE MY FRIEND!!!
Me: He was spamming in mic and bind spamming that's why.
Him: YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID HE WASNT SPAMMING!!!
Me: Do you want to be the next person I silence?
Him: oh fuk me *disconnects*

At this point I was laughing because of how that situation went to the point that the map changed and I couldn't do anything to him.
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Kid comes in and notices that I am admin. The kid was at this point called: "SpheeStreak10" or something.

Kid: Hey, admin?
Me: Yes?
Kid: Do you know why Bonk Boy is so fast?
Me: That is because they wanted him to be fast, and I find it fitting his character, since he basically is a scout.
Kid: Oh, but why?
Me: Scouts are fast, so why can't Bonk Boy be fast?
Kid: Why?
Me: I was asking you a question.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because we have a conversation?
Kid: Do you like Dodgeball?
Me: Ohkay.. A bit random, but I like it somewhat.
Kid: Do you like shopping?
Me: Nope. I actually hate it.
Kid: Why?
Me: No more questions, okay?
Kid: Why?
Me: Kid with questions, no more questions. OKAY?
Kid: Why?

You get tired of it, so you silence him for 10 minutes, just to see if he finally gives up.
*10 minutes over*

Kid: You didn't answer my question, admin. Why?

O. M. G. KID. NO! So I banned him for 60 minutes.
Someone joined, totally unsuspicious with Steam-name "KID WITH QUESTIONS".
I perm banned him for evading ban.
Then he even dares to add me.. (What a mistake.. #Regret)
Kid: Hey! You banned me twice now! Why?
Me: Listen up. If I ask you to sush, you sush. If you don't you get punished. I punished you with a silence. After that you even continue. I ban you. You come back with an alt account. I perm ban you for evading your punishment.
Kid: How did you know it was me?
Me: Is that even a real question?
Kid: Why?
Me: Because it seemed highly likely.
Kid: Why?
Me: Just.. Okay.
Me: I'm done.
Then I deleted him as friend.
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Dubstab wrote:Kid comes in and notices that I am admin. The kid was at this point called: "SpheeStreak10" or something.

Kid: Hey, admin?
Me: Yes?
Kid: Do you know why Bonk Boy is so fast?
Me: That is because they wanted him to be fast, and I find it fitting his character, since he basically is a scout.
Kid: Oh, but why?
Me: Scouts are fast, so why can't Bonk Boy be fast?
Kid: Why?
Me: I was asking you a question.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because we have a conversation?
Kid: Do you like Dodgeball?
Me: Ohkay.. A bit random, but I like it somewhat.
Kid: Do you like shopping?
Me: Nope. I actually hate it.
Kid: Why?
Me: No more questions, okay?
Kid: Why?
Me: Kid with questions, no more questions. OKAY?
Kid: Why?

You get tired of it, so you silence him for 10 minutes, just to see if he finally gives up.
*10 minutes over*

Kid: You didn't answer my question, admin. Why?

O. M. G. KID. NO! So I banned him for 60 minutes.
Someone joined, totally unsuspicious with Steam-name "KID WITH QUESTIONS".
I perm banned him for evading ban.
Then he even dares to add me.. (What a mistake.. #Regret)
Kid: Hey! You banned me twice now! Why?
Me: Listen up. If I ask you to sush, you sush. If you don't you get punished. I punished you with a silence. After that you even continue. I ban you. You come back with an alt account. I perm ban you for evading your punishment.
Kid: How did you know it was me?
Me: Is that even a real question?
Kid: Why?
Me: Because it seemed highly likely.
Kid: Why?
Me: Just.. Okay.
Me: I'm done.
Then I deleted him as friend.
You banned him for being annoying?
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Re: The most hilarious rule breaker you have ever seen?

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Satan wrote:
Dubstab wrote:Kid comes in and notices that I am admin. The kid was at this point called: "SpheeStreak10" or something.

Kid: Hey, admin?
Me: Yes?
Kid: Do you know why Bonk Boy is so fast?
Me: That is because they wanted him to be fast, and I find it fitting his character, since he basically is a scout.
Kid: Oh, but why?
Me: Scouts are fast, so why can't Bonk Boy be fast?
Kid: Why?
Me: I was asking you a question.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because we have a conversation?
Kid: Do you like Dodgeball?
Me: Ohkay.. A bit random, but I like it somewhat.
Kid: Do you like shopping?
Me: Nope. I actually hate it.
Kid: Why?
Me: No more questions, okay?
Kid: Why?
Me: Kid with questions, no more questions. OKAY?
Kid: Why?

You get tired of it, so you silence him for 10 minutes, just to see if he finally gives up.
*10 minutes over*

Kid: You didn't answer my question, admin. Why?

O. M. G. KID. NO! So I banned him for 60 minutes.
Someone joined, totally unsuspicious with Steam-name "KID WITH QUESTIONS".
I perm banned him for evading ban.
Then he even dares to add me.. (What a mistake.. #Regret)
Kid: Hey! You banned me twice now! Why?
Me: Listen up. If I ask you to sush, you sush. If you don't you get punished. I punished you with a silence. After that you even continue. I ban you. You come back with an alt account. I perm ban you for evading your punishment.
Kid: How did you know it was me?
Me: Is that even a real question?
Kid: Why?
Me: Because it seemed highly likely.
Kid: Why?
Me: Just.. Okay.
Me: I'm done.
Then I deleted him as friend.
You banned him for being annoying?
Like 10 minutes... QQ
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So in some maps while on Deathrun, it's been known that solders can actually set off traps without the hale even activating them. So you know what kind of problems this made. So one day while I was still admin, a Player starts shooting near the trap with his rocket launcher. I asked him to stop and he did, but his excuse was just awful...

Drew: Stop shooting at the Traps please.
Player: oh sorry...I thought I heard something.
Drew: ...
*slays player*
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I think all the rule breakers I've encountered were hilarious. Not haha, hilarious, more like, haha I'm going to skewer your face hilarious.
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Faiithe wrote:I think all the rule breakers I've encountered were hilarious. Not haha, hilarious, more like, haha I'm going to skewer your face hilarious.
My wife has this exact same mentality when I leave the seat up. :shock:
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Justananomaly wrote:
Faiithe wrote:I think all the rule breakers I've encountered were hilarious. Not haha, hilarious, more like, haha I'm going to skewer your face hilarious.
My wife has this exact same mentality when I leave the seat up. :shock:
You better hope she doesnt find these forums and notice this :shifty:
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