Friendzone(d)

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Friendzone(d)

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Okay, it's time to introduce you all to my darker/evil side.

A old school friend (f) contacted me today. She bullied me, after a 6 months of friendship. Our conversation went like this:

Her: Hey, hottie!
Me: Uhr, hi.
H: Want to come over, sexy?
M: Can I take you on a walk first?
H: Where to? <3
M: The friend zone where you tried to escape from.

She didn't take that well. =<

Am I the only one being like this?
Probably not. I'm just harsh. Yay me. =3
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Maybe. xD
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That...that was beautiful...
Once in the friendzone, always friendzoned.
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Trying to think of a witty response to this, but I just cant think of one witty enough to match the beauty of that burn (*・~・*)
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Haku* wrote:Trying to think of a witty response to this, but I just cant think of one witty enough to match the beauty of that burn (*・~・*)
Plot twist: It was witty. :think:
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Plot twist, nips were twisted too.
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Plot twist: The Plot Twisted Twisted nips were tweisted again
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Random girl : Hey, your cute
Me : Tits or gtfo
Her : Bye creep

^basically what I do if im extreamly bored and random people start chatting me somewhere
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THP|Abraham wrote:Random girl : Hey, your cute
Me : Tits or gtfo
Her : Bye creep

^basically what I do if im extreamly bored and random people start chatting me somewhere
That's my boy! I made a prediction you'd be first with a comment similar to OP.
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Dubstab wrote:
THP|Abraham wrote:Random girl : Hey, your cute
Me : Tits or gtfo
Her : Bye creep

^basically what I do if im extreamly bored and random people start chatting me somewhere
That's my boy! I made a prediction you'd be first with a comment similar to OP.
aahahahah xD
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