Samba Has No Chill

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Samba Has No Chill

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Let me lay the scene.

8/10 girl comes in shortly before closing.
I have to take her order.
In doing so, i almost forgot her order immediately.
Fail to tell her about how she saves $4.40 in today's deal, and when taking her $20 to give her $5 change, i fumble for ages and drop the $20, my face red the whole time.
Shortly after, going to empty a pot of boiling water, i drop most of it on the floor, almost scalding myself.

Hello, I am Samba, and I have no chill.

I amd a walking pile of spaghetti.
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0/10 girls would talk to samba again. What a nerd

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SakuraTheBabyfur wrote:0/10 girls would talk to samba again. What a nerd

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I've had a similar situation before.. About the hot water, not the girl : P By the way you're so smooth xD
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Samba, you need to teach me your ways with women. Pls, I need it.
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Chikiro wrote:Samba, you need to teach me your ways with women. Pls, I need it.
Teach me the ways too samba the great.
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Varple wrote:
Chikiro wrote:Samba, you need to teach me your ways with women. Pls, I need it.
Teach me the ways too samba the great.
Step 1: Spaghetti
Step 2: there is no step 2
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sambawarkiddo wrote:
Varple wrote:
Chikiro wrote:Samba, you need to teach me your ways with women. Pls, I need it.
Teach me the ways too samba the great.
Step 1: Spaghetti
Step 2: Jesus take the wheels
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PukaTheDude wrote:
sambawarkiddo wrote:
Varple wrote:
Chikiro wrote:Samba, you need to teach me your ways with women. Pls, I need it.
Teach me the ways too samba the great.
Step 1: Spaghetti
Step 2: Jesus take the wheels
Jesus left me when she walked in
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HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY
KNEES WEAK
ARMS ARE HEAVY
THERE'S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY
MOM'S SPAGHETTI :^)
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