DreaM.eZ The Fucking Nightmare

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DreaM.eZ The Fucking Nightmare

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Name: Jordan
Nickname: DreaM
Age: 20
Occupation: Whore/Auto-Mechanic
Personal Quote/Phrase: "DID YOU SEE THOSE TITS? FUCK I'M HIGH"
Favorite Movie: Anything that makes me shit my pants.
Favorite Book: Fuck books...
Favorite Artist/Band: Rap - Tech N9ne, Metal - Threat Signal/TOOL
Favorite Condom: lol...
Background Information:
I'm sick and twisted, you step to me? I'll fucking run like a little girl. I'm a huge pussy because I am what I eat bro (lolimawesome.jpg) My girlfriend is a fucking super model... super plastic model :( but that's not important because I keep a healthy masturbation cycle or at least 16 times a day (I know I'm only average guys, give me a break :\) I'm fucking jacked with a sick 8-pack abs, and I protect that with AT LEAST 60lbs of pure fat.
Funny Stories/Jokes:
I'm the most unfunny person you'll ever not lay eyes on (unless your Phantom because he's sexy as fuck and I sexted that picture as soon as I heard his voice *JIZZ*) Anyways, I farted and I made my girlfriend smell it once if that's funny? Oh wait, it is lol.
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Dream.Ez wrote:(unless your Phantom because he's sexy as fuck and I sexted that picture as soon as I heard his voice *JIZZ*)
Yeah that pic was so cash. Still have that shit in my fap folder.
Also this thread has potential, so bump for interest.
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EngiDesu wrote:And I get to see this lovely piece of shit
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I also enjoy the band Tool :thumbup:
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lol @ tool.


i hate this guy already.... :P :waves: <3
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HE forgot to mention that he's bitch made lol.
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DutchKitty wrote:HE forgot to mention that he's bitch made lol.
It's gonna be Mitch Bade
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3Percent wrote:lol @ tool.


i hate this guy already.... :P :waves: <3
EVEN if I didn't like TOOL, they know how to name a fucking song. Let me tell you ;)
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Dream.Ez wrote:
3Percent wrote:lol @ tool.


i hate this guy already.... :P :waves: <3
EVEN if I didn't like TOOL, they know how to name a fucking song. Let me tell you ;)

hahahah okay u win
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Welcome.... oh wait, you have already been here, to the forums
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