It's Polar Bear Facts
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:14 pm
Oh hello, I didn't see you all there.
My name is Polar Bear Facts, polar bear fact giver extraordinaire and overall nice fella. Sometimes I go by Polar, PBF, Supreme Awsomesauce, Grandmaster Bignuts, asshole, etc. I've been around the Disc-FF servers for awhile but I never bothered to hop on the forums until fairly recently. You might know me from my amazing and 100% accurate polar bear facts* and I usually hang out on the VSH servers but I also occasionally stop by the idle/trade servers and the FF servers when the situation demands I make an ass out of myself.
If you ever see me, do not ask for more than one polar bear fact a day or else my internal systems might overheat and I'LL start easily crying. Approachable topics include, "Hey Polar/PBF, how is the weather at the top of the leaderboards today?" or even "Hey Polar/PBF, how are the baguettes at that new Panera Bread down the road?". Any other topics previously condoned will be met with swift and uncomfortable sobbing on my end.
I also perform at weddings and birthday parties! Please include your favorite genre of music in the comments for future reasons to judge you.
*DISCLAIMER: Polar bear facts presented might not be 100% accurate all the time.
My name is Polar Bear Facts, polar bear fact giver extraordinaire and overall nice fella. Sometimes I go by Polar, PBF, Supreme Awsomesauce, Grandmaster Bignuts, asshole, etc. I've been around the Disc-FF servers for awhile but I never bothered to hop on the forums until fairly recently. You might know me from my amazing and 100% accurate polar bear facts* and I usually hang out on the VSH servers but I also occasionally stop by the idle/trade servers and the FF servers when the situation demands I make an ass out of myself.
If you ever see me, do not ask for more than one polar bear fact a day or else my internal systems might overheat and I'LL start easily crying. Approachable topics include, "Hey Polar/PBF, how is the weather at the top of the leaderboards today?" or even "Hey Polar/PBF, how are the baguettes at that new Panera Bread down the road?". Any other topics previously condoned will be met with swift and uncomfortable sobbing on my end.
I also perform at weddings and birthday parties! Please include your favorite genre of music in the comments for future reasons to judge you.
*DISCLAIMER: Polar bear facts presented might not be 100% accurate all the time.