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Explain Movie Plots Badly

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:47 pm
by Dr. Ludwig
What you see is what you get. Take the title of a movie and explain the plot as poorly as possible.

I'll start.

Green creature talks about layers and rescues a princess for a midget so he can once again be sad and lonely. -Shrek

Re: Explain Movie Plots Badly

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:05 pm
by HankHill
Shankin attempts to escape from Soup's family. -Get Out

Re: Explain Movie Plots Badly

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:34 am
by Idjit
A fuckin moron who ran around the desert for a couple years and gave people some fish. Eventually the people who weren't giving out fish got pissed and stabbed him. They buried him in a cave, but he wasn't actually dead and started to do some mad lifting by pushing a huge rock and shit, too. - The Bible.

Re: Explain Movie Plots Badly

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 5:54 am
by HankHill
A fat bitch. -Precious

Scares and...well, not even that, really. Just Eddie Murphy being pretty lame. -Haunted Mansion

Mommy. -Friday the 13th

There is no plot. -Heavy Metal

Re: Explain Movie Plots Badly

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 5:58 am
by Dr. Ludwig
Birds fly in, destroy shit, and kill people. -The Birds/ Birdemic