Quick Joke
Say "Beer Can" in a British accent..
You just said Bacon in a Jamaican accent.
Funny JOKE Thread - By 3Percent - Updated Often
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Q and A
Q: Why do black people have white palms?
A: There's a little bit of good in everyone.
Q: If Jamal has 5 bananas, 3 watermelons, and 1 grape, what does Jamal have?
A: Food stamps.
Q: What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A: Christopher reeve after a house fire.
Q: Whats 8 inches long, hard and full of semen??
A: The sock under my bed.
Q: Why do black people have white palms?
A: There's a little bit of good in everyone.
Q: If Jamal has 5 bananas, 3 watermelons, and 1 grape, what does Jamal have?
A: Food stamps.
Q: What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A: Christopher reeve after a house fire.
Q: Whats 8 inches long, hard and full of semen??
A: The sock under my bed.
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What can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard...
Spoiler
Last edited by Element on Tue Aug 21, 2012 5:48 am, edited 3 times in total.
-When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
-Drinking is not a solution, unless we are talking about alcohol.
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A Woman Walks Into The Downtown Welfare Office, Trailed By 15 Kids.
"Wow," The Social Worker Exclaims, "Are They All Yours?"
"Yep, They Are All Mine,"
The Flustered Momma Sighs, Having Heard That Question A Thousand Times Before.
She Says, "Sit Down Terry. " All The Children Rush To Find Seats.
"Well, " Says The Social Worker, "Then You Must Be Here To Sign Up.
I'll Need All Your Children's Names."
"Well, To Keep It Simple, The Boys Are All Named Terry And The Girls Are All Named Terri."
In Disbelief, The Case Worker Says, "Are You Serious? They're All Named Terry?"
Their Momma Replied, "Well, Yes-it Makes It Easier.
When It's Time To Get Them Out Of Bed And Ready For School , I Yell, 'Terry!' And When It's Time For Dinner, I Just Yell 'Terry!' And They All Come A Running. And If I Need To Stop The Kid Who's Running Into The Street, I Just Yell 'terry'
And All Of Them Stop. It's The Smartest Idea I Ever Had, Naming Them All Terry."
The Social Worker Thinks This Over For A Bit, Then Wrinkles Her Forehead And Says Tentatively, "But What If You Just Want One Kid To Come, And Not The Whole Bunch?"
"Then I Call Them By Their Last Names."
"Wow," The Social Worker Exclaims, "Are They All Yours?"
"Yep, They Are All Mine,"
The Flustered Momma Sighs, Having Heard That Question A Thousand Times Before.
She Says, "Sit Down Terry. " All The Children Rush To Find Seats.
"Well, " Says The Social Worker, "Then You Must Be Here To Sign Up.
I'll Need All Your Children's Names."
"Well, To Keep It Simple, The Boys Are All Named Terry And The Girls Are All Named Terri."
In Disbelief, The Case Worker Says, "Are You Serious? They're All Named Terry?"
Their Momma Replied, "Well, Yes-it Makes It Easier.
When It's Time To Get Them Out Of Bed And Ready For School , I Yell, 'Terry!' And When It's Time For Dinner, I Just Yell 'Terry!' And They All Come A Running. And If I Need To Stop The Kid Who's Running Into The Street, I Just Yell 'terry'
And All Of Them Stop. It's The Smartest Idea I Ever Had, Naming Them All Terry."
The Social Worker Thinks This Over For A Bit, Then Wrinkles Her Forehead And Says Tentatively, "But What If You Just Want One Kid To Come, And Not The Whole Bunch?"
"Then I Call Them By Their Last Names."
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Re: Funny JOKE Thread - By 3Percent - Updated Often
LOL3Percent wrote:A Woman Walks Into The Downtown Welfare Office, Trailed By 15 Kids.
"Wow," The Social Worker Exclaims, "Are They All Yours?"
"Yep, They Are All Mine,"
The Flustered Momma Sighs, Having Heard That Question A Thousand Times Before.
She Says, "Sit Down Terry. " All The Children Rush To Find Seats.
"Well, " Says The Social Worker, "Then You Must Be Here To Sign Up.
I'll Need All Your Children's Names."
"Well, To Keep It Simple, The Boys Are All Named Terry And The Girls Are All Named Terri."
In Disbelief, The Case Worker Says, "Are You Serious? They're All Named Terry?"
Their Momma Replied, "Well, Yes-it Makes It Easier.
When It's Time To Get Them Out Of Bed And Ready For School , I Yell, 'Terry!' And When It's Time For Dinner, I Just Yell 'Terry!' And They All Come A Running. And If I Need To Stop The Kid Who's Running Into The Street, I Just Yell 'terry'
And All Of Them Stop. It's The Smartest Idea I Ever Had, Naming Them All Terry."
The Social Worker Thinks This Over For A Bit, Then Wrinkles Her Forehead And Says Tentatively, "But What If You Just Want One Kid To Come, And Not The Whole Bunch?"
"Then I Call Them By Their Last Names."
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"Updated Often"
Wasn't touched for 3 months straight.
Wasn't touched for 3 months straight.
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i work.... 3 jobs. gimme a break. just re read the old ones... and laugh.
lifes simple... get over it.
also you been a member on the forums for less then 3 months ( 1 month 7 days )... put some work in before you come at me bro.
and some hours in on the servers....
trolol
lifes simple... get over it.
also you been a member on the forums for less then 3 months ( 1 month 7 days )... put some work in before you come at me bro.
and some hours in on the servers....
trolol
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Hey buddy calm down. Play time and join dates aren't everything, why don't you put some work into an actual argument before you come at me bro.3Percent wrote:i work.... 3 jobs. gimme a break. just re read the old ones... and laugh.
lifes simple... get over it.
also you been a member on the forums for less then 3 months ( 1 month 7 days )... put some work in before you come at me bro.
and some hours in on the servers....
trolol
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IAmCalm. 
lol i apologize.
i shall put more work into the argument next time if needed.
i advise perhaps less trolling / useless replies then in return. >> http://www.disc-ff.com/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=1983
Nice to meet you IAmJim hope to play with you sometime :)
have a good day. and hope the jokes, if read, were funny.
(iceworld, D2, office)
lol i apologize.i shall put more work into the argument next time if needed.
i advise perhaps less trolling / useless replies then in return. >> http://www.disc-ff.com/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=1983
Nice to meet you IAmJim hope to play with you sometime :)
have a good day. and hope the jokes, if read, were funny.
(iceworld, D2, office)
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bipolar shit head. <33Percent wrote:IAmCalm.
i shall put more work into the argument next time if needed.
i advise perhaps less trolling / useless replies then in return. >> http://www.disc-ff.com/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=1983
Nice to meet you IAmJim hope to play with you sometime :)
have a good day. and hope the jokes, if read, were funny.
(iceworld, D2, office)
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-When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
-Drinking is not a solution, unless we are talking about alcohol.