pls help need to attract a mate

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Nick-ka-ka wrote:
Hipster_Trip wrote:
Chaotic Ginge wrote:rape her
this. if you don't do this you are fucking retarded.
Either way you are fucking something. ;)
By far, funniest thing I've read in a while actually xD I laughed loud xD :lol:
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Nick-ka-ka wrote:I am very glad you asked this question.

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You see, the answer here is really simple.

We must kill the Batcat.
JUST KILL THE ONE IN THE BAT SUITS YOU IDIOTS!!
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spot 10/10 qt3.14 fedorable lady from across the room
introduce yourself as a l33t hack0r
instant lady boner
say you work for a site called 4chin
her spaghetti oozes out her lady pockets
tell her farwell because naruto comes on in an hour and you gotta get home to see that shit
more spaghetti oozes
asks if she can come
reluctantly agree
show her your hatsune miku collection
more spaghetti oozes
she asks for the D
she starts stripping
i do the same
we both start playing with our dilly dallys
getting hot
spaghetti all in the bed
we finish
she stares at me
she gets close to my ear
i can feel her breathe
"i need about tree fiddy"
it was at this time that a realized this 10/10 qt3.14 was a 500 foot tall crustacean from the paleolithic era
dumb lochness monster got me again


> op is a fag??
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The secret is to wait behind a corner untill she is right next to you, then just jump out, throw your pants down, start doing da meatspin while you sing this
Spoiler
Works every time.
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Unlike these trannies, i'll give you a legit tip.
Number one, if you're going in for a girl AT a bar, make sure she's wearing something fancy, and isn't just a drunk.
You don't want to have to deal with that.
2. Simple introduction, or ice breaker.
3. stick your dick in her nose.

ur welcom
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I treat them with silence
Then I walk away.

Will work pls trust I professional
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You should take the matters off hand.. Or something.
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TECHNIQUE TO ACQUIRING MATE

1. Spin around then stop.
2. Double take 3 times.
3. Pelvic Thrust
4. Stop on your right foot. <- VERY IMPORTANT STEP DON'T FORGET!
5. Bring it arooooooound town.
6. Then you do this
7. and this
8. and that
9. and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...
10. Sex.

Mission Accomplished! You got the dick in!
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Phantom wrote: 3. Pelvic Thrust
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