pls help need to attract a mate
pls help need to attract a mate
You walk into a bar, and you see a hot girl/guy/tranny/whatever you're into. What's your attack plan?
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soulharvester
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Re: pls help need to attract a mate
"Hey QT 3.14, how does my fedora look? Also, have you heard about this swag place called Tumblr? I'm a social Justice Warrior, myself, you can just call me Swooce."
Idk man, I'm not legally allowed to order drinks at a bar quite yet, I might have an actual answer for you in like a year.
Idk man, I'm not legally allowed to order drinks at a bar quite yet, I might have an actual answer for you in like a year.
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Hipster_Trip
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Re: pls help need to attract a mate
>legallysoulharvester wrote:"Hey QT 3.14, how does my fedora look? Also, have you heard about this swag place called Tumblr? I'm a social Justice Warrior, myself, you can just call me Swooce."
Idk man, I'm not legally allowed to order drinks at a bar quite yet, I might have an actual answer for you in like a year.
>2014
>obeying the law
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Re: pls help need to attract a mate
Sit down. Interdouce yourself, Complement her and get a conversation going (This is for you)
Hey girl, I'm George Zimmerman. You know you can be safe around me. Now let's go see a movie (my way won't work for you or anyone else)
Hey girl, I'm George Zimmerman. You know you can be safe around me. Now let's go see a movie (my way won't work for you or anyone else)
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Re: pls help need to attract a mate
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Nick-ka-ka
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Re: pls help need to attract a mate
I am very glad you asked this question.
You see, the answer here is really simple.
We must kill the Batcat.
You see, the answer here is really simple.
We must kill the Batcat.
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Chaotic Ginge
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Re: pls help need to attract a mate
rape her
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Hipster_Trip
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Re: pls help need to attract a mate
this. if you don't do this you are fucking retarded.Chaotic Ginge wrote:rape her
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Re: pls help need to attract a mate
Either way you are fucking something.Hipster_Trip wrote:this. if you don't do this you are fucking retarded.Chaotic Ginge wrote:rape her
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