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After I killed her as solly xD
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I was streaming on Twitch, playing Tactical Intervention. About 12 people were watching my Twitch. Then someone (sn1kzZe) said in-game like: "Hacker! Turn of hacks". I said after like 10 mins: "Would you mind to say hi to Twitch? We have had the biggest laughter here.." "Oooh, you no streaming and you hacking you piece of shiee!" "Uhr.. Then not. Don't bother to look on <My Twitch Link, link removed> .." "Okay." *15 sec later* "Viewers: sn1kzZe" "Nawh! He looked! Told him not to! D=" Then went to watch me doing a match and said in the Twitch chat: "Wow dat hacks." Then everyone even laught harder. XDD

I like it to be called a hacker out of nowhere.. I see it as the biggest compliment, since they are basically telling you that you are too good for them.


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Dubstab wrote:I like it to be called a hacker out of nowhere.. I see it as the biggest compliment, since they are basically telling you that you are too good for them.
^This. So much.

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A late night conversation I had with Dr.Careless ._.

4:44 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: lies haku liessss
4:44 - -FFA- Haku*: again? D:
4:44 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: Yes again
4:44 - -FFA- Haku*: nooooooooooooooooooo ;_;
4:45 - -FFA- Haku*: *ded*
4:45 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: yessssssssssssssssssssss
4:45 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: *defip*
4:45 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: defib*
4:45 - -FFA- Haku*: *defibilator sounds*
4:45 - -FFA- Haku*: *flatline*
4:45 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: *whacks at your chest till it go beep*
4:46 - -FFA- Haku*: *beep*
4:46 - -FFA- Haku*: *one*
4:46 - -FFA- Haku*: *beep*
4:46 - -FFA- Haku*: *ded*
4:46 - -FFA- Haku*: *EXPLOSION!*
4:46 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: And Holy shit! Horses! *Horses burst from the explosion shooting up where ever we are*
4:47 - -FFA- Haku*: Haku*'s Body was implanted with a horsebomb that causes exaclty 1852.5 horses to implode out of he's chest when he's heart finally stops
4:48 - -FFA- Haku*: *the last half of a horse flies out*
4:49 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: and then... the Horses make a meth industry and make millions, till one day the cops bust down their door and try to stand their ground, but sadlly the horses overpower them with many miniguns and powerful dogs
4:49 - -FFA- Haku*: damn
4:49 - -FFA- Haku*: this became a real story
4:49 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: xD
4:50 - -FFA- Haku*: Ill quote this shit out of this story to the forums :D
4:50 - -FFA- Haku*: May I?
4:50 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: xD
4:50 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: Sure
4:50 - -FFA- Haku*: yay!


*edit* dun worry Athena! It continues!


4:52 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: Wonder what stopped them
4:52 - -FFA- Haku*: huh. engineers made a device that causes the horses' heart's to stop
4:52 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: from a distence
4:52 - -FFA- Haku*: ye
4:52 - -FFA- Haku*: worldwide
4:53 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: I like how its titled, A late night conversation with Dr. Careless ._.
4:53 - -FFA- Haku*: :DD
4:53 - -FFA- Haku*: best i could come up with :D
4:54 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: I would estimate they made somewhere from 4 million - 10.5 million
4:54 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: Seeing they had mini guns
4:55 - -FFA- Haku*: 400 000 $ to fire them...for 12 seconds.
4:55 - -FFA- Haku*: to fire 1 of them*
4:55 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: They were say like
4:56 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: 50 cops? probably more
4:56 - -FFA- Haku*: hmm
4:56 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: for a meh bust
4:56 - -FFA- Haku*: holdon,
4:56 - -FFA- Haku*: if all the horses had miniguns which they fired for exactly 12 seconds'
4:56 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: where 1853 horses
4:57 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: so like 400 000 x 1853
4:57 - -FFA- Haku*: 1852,4
4:57 - -FFA- Haku*: ,5*
4:57 - -FFA- Haku*: it's
4:57 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: the other half came out of it tho
4:57 - -FFA- Haku*: 741 000 000 $
4:57 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: Dammnn
4:57 - -FFA- Haku*: or
4:58 - -FFA- Haku*: 61 750 000 $ per second
4:58 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: Jesus
4:58 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: Well they had to ge Meth Ingreidents
4:58 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: so day -10000 of that? probaly less
4:58 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: probably*
4:59 - -FFA- Haku*: It's such a long time since i watched breaking bad so i can't remember
4:59 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: He just steals shit from his school
4:59 - -FFA- Haku*: xD
4:59 - -FFA- Haku*: prettymuch
4:59 - -FFA- Haku*: well
4:59 - -FFA- Haku*: part school
4:59 - -FFA- Haku*: part chemical warehouse
4:59 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: Yea, so they didnt really pay for any of it, Thats what I call profit
5:00 - -FFA- Haku*: +1
5:00 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: ok
5:00 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: so
5:01 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: 16 ounces is 1 pound right?
5:01 - -FFA- Haku*: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t348e24vDyA
5:02 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: They made about 2,223,600 per horse depending on how long the meth took to cook
5:02 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: xD
5:02 - -FFA- Haku*: awesome :D
5:02 - -FFA- Haku*: per horse
5:02 - -FFA- Haku*: daym that's a lot of hey, carrots and sugarcubes
5:03 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: Horses will rule us all
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Haku* wrote:A late night conversation I had with Dr.Careless ._.

4:44 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: lies haku liessss
4:44 - -FFA- Haku*: again? D:
4:44 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: Yes again
4:44 - -FFA- Haku*: nooooooooooooooooooo ;_;
4:45 - -FFA- Haku*: *ded*
4:45 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: yessssssssssssssssssssss
4:45 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: *defip*
4:45 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: defib*
4:45 - -FFA- Haku*: *defibilator sounds*
4:45 - -FFA- Haku*: *flatline*
4:45 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: *whacks at your chest till it go beep*
4:46 - -FFA- Haku*: *beep*
4:46 - -FFA- Haku*: *one*
4:46 - -FFA- Haku*: *beep*
4:46 - -FFA- Haku*: *ded*
4:46 - -FFA- Haku*: *EXPLOSION!*
4:46 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: And Holy shit! Horses! *Horses burst from the explosion shooting up where ever we are*
4:47 - -FFA- Haku*: Haku*'s Body was implanted with a horsebomb that causes exaclty 1852.5 horses to implode out of he's chest when he's heart finally stops
4:48 - -FFA- Haku*: *the last half of a horse flies out*
4:49 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: and then... the Horses make a meth industry and make millions, till one day the cops bust down their door and try to stand their ground, but sadlly the horses overpower them with many miniguns and powerful dogs
4:49 - -FFA- Haku*: damn
4:49 - -FFA- Haku*: this became a real story
4:49 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: xD
4:50 - -FFA- Haku*: Ill quote this shit out of this story to the forums :D
4:50 - -FFA- Haku*: May I?
4:50 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: xD
4:50 - ☁ Dr. Careless ☁: Sure
4:50 - -FFA- Haku*: yay!
:angel:
Interesting story make moar?
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Why you shouldnt random trade me:

Wezzyi: hey 3:02:21 AM
Wezzyi: you need this 3:02:27 AM
[FF-A] Monkeypeas: hi, how can i help? 3:02:28 AM
Wezzyi added Genuine Die Regime-Panzerung 3:02:37 AM
Wezzyi added Strange Cosmetic Part: Kills 3:02:39 AM
Wezzyi: and thats not a question 3:02:45 AM
Wezzyi: :P 3:02:51 AM
[FF-A] Monkeypeas: thats interesting, but how do you suppose i pay for said items? 3:03:11 AM
[FF-A] Monkeypeas: with magic and fairy dust? 3:03:19 AM
[FF-A] Monkeypeas: and a tiny pinch of crab sweat? 3:03:31 AM
Wezzyi: lol 3:03:33 AM
Wezzyi: is that even.... 3:03:41 AM
Wezzyi: i dont even... 3:03:47 AM
[FF-A] Monkeypeas: oh yes... 3:03:48 AM
Wezzyi: sorry 3:03:50 AM
[FF-A] Monkeypeas: i have lots of it 3:03:53 AM
[FF-A] Monkeypeas: but shhh, its a secret 3:04:05 AM
Wezzyi: alrighty 3:04:13 AM
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13:20 - -[FF]- Mr. Dubstab: Not to forget the coconuts I bring you daily..
13:20 - -[FF]- Mr. Dubstab: :coconut: (http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/coconut)
13:20 - Jasmine: But your coconuts are hairy ;_;
13:20 - -[FF]- Mr. Dubstab: Coconuts ARE hairy
13:21 - -[FF]- Mr. Dubstab: Oh, wait.. You meant the other ones? Yeah.. Might want to shave..
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Me and Improv in a skype call, playin on VSH for hours. It's pretty short, but I felt it was worthy to post.

♦FriendlyPyro♦: Hey Improv
Improv: Yeah?
♦FriendlyPyro♦: You there?
Improv: ...
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Here's the list of quotes on my profile:

"because things that are better than a terror-watt thirst blood include ebola, anthrax, the catholic church, and the holocaust" - Sniper Pro
"rain of organs" - HyperCompetent Distraction
"you do fun things" - HACKERxPANDA
"cp_steel: i saw, i peed, i stole" - Catecholamine
"agh this ping 80 ms" - Butt-Hurt Canadian
"I can slap myself, that's awesome!" - Distraction
"band spime" - Leaf
"If I didn't miss it I would have hit it" - Headlights
"I fucking love pussy" - Kibbles
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[11:22:19 PM] Altoids | Sterben: what if god was a human like us
[11:23:19 PM] Yokochan: oh ok, but how could a human create all these suns and planets
[11:23:40 PM] Altoids | Sterben: Because humans are amazing creatures
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