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*DEAD* Imperator Augustus de Octavii : Dongle is probably an acronym for Dicks On Nutted Girl Licks Earwigs

9:04 PM - TzKet-Death: i cream for i scream

Since it's finals week at my school, I thought I'd like to share some suicidal jokes that I have heard around school.

note that these are not the same people

*friend tries to get hit by a car that's going 5 mph but fails*
friend: FULL SPEED NEXT TIME?

*friend #1 and #2 just finished a final*
friend #1: i want to fucking die that test fucked me in the ass wtf.
friend #2: dude same.
friend #1: ugh and i have a final next period kill me now
friend #2: same.
friend #3: can i join your suicide pact?
friend #1 & #2: yes.

there is a railroad near our school

friend #1: i shouldn't have taken 5 APs what was wrong with me?
me: idk they aren't THAT hard.
friend #1: what do u mean? there's a lot of work...
me: well yeah but again, they're not THAT hard.
friend #2: i just bombed my calc test... anyone wanna come to the train tracks with me?
friend #1: yes take me with you, i don't want to take the test next period.

friend #1: *realizes that he has 3 finals tomorrow* wtf i haven't even started studying for it yet im so fucked.
friend #2: what are your finals?
friend #1: *names the 3 hardest classes*
friend #2: dude you're so fucked.
me: you should've started studying 2 weeks before finals week.
friend #1: sdfu im just gonna hang myself fuck you.

these are just jokes. they're actually not going to kill themselves. this happens every year and we just don't take it seriously.

tl;dr
highschool students are suicidal.

Fawful: what are you guys doing tonight?
Shankin: I'm finna get high
Charizard: I'm going to study.
Fawful: wow completely different sides of the spectrum

*DEAD* Jasmine♥ : slap the dick

godchi: I want my christmas present to be shankin free'd
ChristmasBear: nope
godchi: i tried

AttackingLizard: so i heard you like poop emotes
AttackingLizard: Btw Merry Christmas Fire.
Fire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEgPe3svFgA
Fire: whoops lol