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Dubstab wrote:Okay, it's time to introduce you all to my darker/evil side.

A old school friend (f) contacted me today. She bullied me, after a 6 months of friendship. Our conversation went like this:

Her: Hey, hottie!
Me: Uhr, hi.
H: Want to come over, sexy?
M: Can I take you on a walk first?
H: Where to? <3
M: The friend zone where you tried to escape from.

She didn't take that well. =<

Am I the only one being like this?
Probably not. I'm just harsh. Yay me. =3
Great execution. This made me laugh for a bit xD
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There was this guy that I friendzoned, but I had to kick him out of my apartment. He was annoying as fuck, and a bit too cuddly. -_-
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LewandaSillyFeathers wrote:There was this guy that I friendzoned, but I had to kick him out of my apartment. He was annoying as fuck, and a bit too cuddly. -_-
I still cry. ;_;
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PukaTheDude wrote:
LewandaSillyFeathers wrote:There was this guy that I friendzoned, but I had to kick him out of my apartment. He was annoying as fuck, and a bit too cuddly. -_-
I still cry. ;_;
But I am a very, very cuddly person too. ;_;
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THP|Abraham wrote:Random girl : Hey, your cute
Me : Tits or gtfo
Her : Bye creep

^basically what I do if im extreamly bored and random people start chatting me somewhere
or what i told you to do xD
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I'm envy of dubstab putting girls in friend zone instead of being put in the friend zone. It happens to me too often and in the worse of ways if that.
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Varple wrote:I'm envy of dubstab putting girls in friend zone instead of being put in the friend zone. It happens to me too often and in the worse of ways if that.
To be very honest with you.. This is the very first girl I push back really hard, ever since she just randomly contacted me AND she abandoned me (and our friendship) AND she bullied me for.. Let's say 1,5 years..

Usually I'd do it in a more friendlier way, but meh. I didn't want to give her any further attention.
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Can we not refer to girls simply not liking you as being put in the friendzone. What the fuck is so bad with being friends with a girl that you like? Sorry to be rude, but get the hell over it and move on. Imagine what it's like to realize that a guy/girl only talked to you to fuck you and not to be friends.

The "friendzone" does not exist. Sorry not sorry.
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Usually when I ask a girl for nudes or something, I get a sexual response in return.
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princessa_karly wrote:Can we not refer to girls simply not liking you as being put in the friendzone. What the fuck is so bad with being friends with a girl that you like? Sorry to be rude, but get the hell over it and move on. Imagine what it's like to realize that a guy/girl only talked to you to fuck you and not to be friends.

The "friendzone" does not exist. Sorry not sorry.
Ayy Karly jeez.

It does exist. Its when someone likes you but all you want to be is friends so you put them in a friend-like zone.
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