Techie Thinks I'm a Girl

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Techie Thinks I'm a Girl

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We are friends but he is stupid to think I am really a girl, lol.

Pineapple = Techie


8:52 PM - Pineapple: Okay.
8:52 PM - Pineapple: xD
8:52 PM - Pineapple: Tim told me to cal lyou that.
8:53 PM - Pineapple: My bad.
8:53 PM - Pineapple: xD
8:53 PM - Pineapple: I'll stop.
8:58 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: I only let people who have seen me irl call me that.
8:58 PM - Pineapple: I apologize.
8:58 PM - Pineapple: I'm scolding Tim now for giving me bad advice.
8:58 PM - Pineapple: Lol.
8:58 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: He was talking to you about me?
8:59 PM - Pineapple: x_x
8:59 PM - Pineapple: Maybe?
8:59 PM - Pineapple: Dx
9:00 PM - Pineapple: If you're gonna get mad at somebody, get mad at me.
9:00 PM - Pineapple: D
9:00 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Well it is obvious you did what did he say about me?
9:00 PM - Pineapple: Don't get pissed at Tim.
9:00 PM - Pineapple: Just your name was Aaron.
9:00 PM - Pineapple: :x
9:01 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: He told me he told you I am a girl what a ass hole.
9:01 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: I told him not to tell anyone
9:01 PM - Pineapple: x_x
9:01 PM - Pineapple: He's my best friend. xD IDK why he told me.
9:02 PM - Pineapple: You can trust me, though.
9:02 PM - Pineapple: I won't utter a word.
9:03 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Ight well only three people know and two of them barely play anymore. So if it gets spread around I will know it is you.
9:03 PM - Pineapple: I don't pass shit.
9:03 PM - Pineapple: I take pride in my honesty, at the very least.
9:04 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: He didn't send you my pictures did he? We used to e-date and he has a few.
9:04 PM - Pineapple: No. o_o
9:04 PM - Pineapple: And again, I apologize for any misgivings. You can trust me to keep your secret a secret.
9:05 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Wow I ask him if he gave you my pictures and he goes offline what a dick.
9:06 PM - Pineapple: Well he didn't.
9:06 PM - Pineapple: Again, please don't be mad at Tim. ;(
9:06 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Don't worry about that fucker he will get his.
9:07 PM - Pineapple: d:
9:07 PM - Pineapple: D:
9:07 PM - Pineapple: If you have to punish somebody, please punish me.
9:07 PM - Pineapple: :/
9:08 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: What are you dating him now too? Don't trust that guy he is a shifty fellow
9:08 PM - Pineapple: xD
9:08 PM - Pineapple: I'm straight, if that suprises you.
9:08 PM - Pineapple: But he's one of my best friends. I'd feel bad if I caused him trouble. :/
9:09 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: He caused himself trouble airing out my business
9:09 PM - Pineapple: T-T
9:09 PM - Pineapple: I guess I can't stop you. :/
9:10 PM - Pineapple: If he's a "shifty fellow" and you don't like him, why does he have like "super admin"?
9:11 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: He doesn't anymore
9:11 PM - Pineapple: D:
9:11 PM - Pineapple: Is he banned, too? :(
9:12 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Not until I get to talk to him. Probably gonna tell him off then DDOS is home IP for a week.
9:13 PM - Pineapple: If you have to do anything to anybody, do it to me.
9:13 PM - Pineapple: It's my fault for "using" the your name. I should've believed that it was something you meant to keep private.
9:14 PM - Pineapple: I'd rather take the heat than lose the only one I can trust around here.
9:16 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Nah, he broke his promise and I like you better anyways.
9:16 PM - Pineapple: :/
9:17 PM - Pineapple: Dx
9:17 PM - Pineapple: There's nothing I can say to change your mind?
9:19 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Well since you probably have naked pictures of me I need naked pictures of you for it to be fiar.
9:19 PM - Pineapple: LOL.
9:19 PM - Pineapple: But I haven't.
9:19 PM - Pineapple: Dx
9:19 PM - Pineapple: And I'm a minor.
9:20 PM - Pineapple: So that's child pornography. ;(
9:21 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: How old are you?
9:21 PM - Pineapple: I'm only **, believe it or not.
9:21 PM - Pineapple: And that's my secret.
9:21 PM - Pineapple: I've never told anybody that.
9:21 PM - Pineapple: I don't even think Tim knows.
9:22 PM - Pineapple: x_x
9:23 PM - Pineapple: No comment?
9:24 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: I am talking to you and Element at the same time. He wants me to look at this new map he made.
9:24 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: One sec
9:24 PM - Pineapple: Mk.
9:26 PM - Pineapple: Tim didn't show me any pics of you, Fire.
9:26 PM - Pineapple: Dx
9:26 PM - Pineapple: All I know is your name.
9:28 PM - Pineapple: Seriously.
9:28 PM - Pineapple: I don't even know what you look like.
9:29 PM - Pineapple: :(
9:29 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Hope Tim enjoys this
9:30 PM - Pineapple: :(
9:30 PM - Pineapple: Now I'm going to cry. T-T
9:32 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Meh I don't know his phone IP or else he wouldnt be able to use that shit either the fucker
9:32 PM - Pineapple: :(
9:32 PM - Pineapple: He didn't send me any pics.
9:32 PM - Pineapple: I swear.
9:32 PM - Pineapple: Dx
9:33 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Just tell me which ones he showed you and I will stop it
9:33 PM - Pineapple: HONESTLY>
9:33 PM - Pineapple: He never sent me anything.
9:33 PM - Pineapple: He only told me your name.
9:33 PM - Pineapple: And your gender.
9:33 PM - Pineapple: I never knew you two dated.
9:33 PM - Pineapple: He told me that you told him
9:33 PM - Pineapple: cuz youve played for years
9:34 PM - Pineapple: (When I get frantic I don't type particularly well.)
9:34 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Well I refuse to talk to him anymore let him know I am going to post his dick pictures all over now
9:34 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: tiny as it is
9:34 PM - Pineapple: D:
9:34 PM - Pineapple: He really didn't give me any pictures. :(
9:35 PM - Pineapple: :(
9:35 PM - Pineapple: There's nothing I can do to make up for it?
9:36 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: You didn't do anything, how you going to make up for something someone else did
9:36 PM - Pineapple: I don't know. :(
9:36 PM - Pineapple: I can try, at the very least.
9:38 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Well I do accept cash payments
9:38 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: lol
9:39 PM - Pineapple: Didn't I get the poor minor point across? >_<
9:42 PM - Pineapple: Do I need to prove that? x_x
9:42 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Prove what
9:42 PM - Pineapple: That I'm a poor minor? xD
9:42 PM - Pineapple: I have no money to offer.
9:42 PM - Pineapple: T-T
9:43 PM - Pineapple: You can tell people my secret? Well, I guess that's off the table since you already know it.
9:45 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: I don't need your age man. I know where you live and everything. But I am not mad at you though.
9:45 PM - Pineapple: o_o
9:45 PM - Pineapple: Where do I live?
9:46 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: *******************************
9:46 PM - Pineapple: O_O
9:46 PM - Pineapple: Oh wait.
9:46 PM - Pineapple: Paypal.
9:46 PM - Pineapple: /facepalm
9:46 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Yea
9:48 PM - Pineapple: x_x
9:48 PM - Pineapple: But still, I'm sad.
9:48 PM - Pineapple: Tim was the only one I trust in this community..
9:48 PM - Pineapple: No offense to you.
9:48 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Fuck is Tim saying about me
9:48 PM - Pineapple: I just don't really know you.
9:49 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: I know that fuck is still messaging you on phone andriod
9:49 PM - Pineapple: He did a little.
9:49 PM - Pineapple: But he stopped.
9:49 PM - Pineapple: I have his thing still up.
9:49 PM - Pineapple: Want copy/paste or screenshot?
9:49 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Ight well since you got a picture of me
9:49 PM - Pineapple: I didn't. D:
9:49 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: I want a picture of you with some text written on your chest
9:50 PM - Pineapple: Okay. x_x
9:50 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Doesn't have to be nude
9:50 PM - Pineapple: (But I didn't get a picture of you)
9:50 PM - Pineapple: Ugh.
9:50 PM - Pineapple: xD
9:50 PM - Pineapple: ;(
9:50 PM - Pineapple: Oh well.
9:50 PM - Pineapple: What text do you want?
9:50 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Tim is a fucking bitch
9:50 PM - Pineapple: Mk..
9:50 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Wait
9:50 PM - Pineapple: Will you stop DDoSing him?
9:50 PM - Pineapple: Dx
9:51 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Tim is a fucking little bitch
9:51 PM - Pineapple: I don't want to insult him needlessly. :(
9:51 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: OK wait
9:51 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Tim is a little bitch with a tiny dick
9:51 PM - Pineapple: And do you only want my chest? xD
9:51 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Yea and I will stop
9:51 PM - Pineapple: Or do you need my face? x-x
9:52 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: naw you don't need face
9:56 PM - Pineapple: Trying to lighten the mood by making this sign humorous.
10:03 PM - Pineapple: Okay..
10:03 PM - Pineapple: I'm uploading it to tinypic.
10:04 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: upload to
10:04 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: imgur
10:04 PM - Pineapple: Oh.
10:04 PM - Pineapple: x_x
10:05 PM - Pineapple: Image
10:06 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Ight that made me lol
10:06 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Do one more though
10:06 PM - Pineapple: ;(
10:06 PM - Pineapple: Okay.
10:06 PM - Pineapple: With?
10:06 PM - Pineapple: Why do you want these anyway?
10:07 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Do one that says: My name is Techie and I just got punked
10:07 PM - Pineapple: ;(
10:07 PM - Pineapple: I thought you liked me.
10:07 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Yea well you were doing shit too so
10:07 PM - Pineapple: Well, there goes our friendship.
10:07 PM - Pineapple: Okay.
10:08 PM - Pineapple: I'll go do this one. :/
10:12 PM - Pineapple: Image
10:12 PM - Pineapple: And if it means anything, Fire.
10:12 PM - Pineapple: My name is ********.
10:13 PM - Pineapple: Anything else?
10:14 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: I know it is on you steam profile
10:14 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: Any way
10:14 PM - Pineapple: Oh right.
10:14 PM - Pineapple: Forgot I put that there
10:14 PM - Fire ̷̨●̷̨°: You realize this whole thing was a joke right
10:14 PM - Pineapple: x_x
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Fuck.
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HAHAHAAAH omfg! That is too cruel! It's like 5 am here.. been up for about 19-20 hours, so that shit made me crack up!
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Lol you havnt heard fire talk?? he sounds like a man and on his profile his name is ben dover so unless thats his boyfriend LOL nice one
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He has heard me on mic. Tim told him I used a really good voice changer, lol.

And if you think my real name is Ben Dover you are dumb as well.

Ben Dover = BenD over
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LMAO THE PIC MADE IT BETTER ;P
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I realize i am not so dumb i also realize you wouldn't put your real name on steam cause your kinda pecular about that
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this shit is great!



Pineapple: Fire is mad cuz I called her *****.
Pineapple: :c
Pineapple: "I'd rather you call me Fire like everybody else."
Pineapple: Your tips SUCK!
-[FF]- Tim: LOLOLOLOLOL
Pineapple: You nigger.
Pineapple: :/
Pineapple: Now she'
Pineapple: Now she'll hate me forevar.
Pineapple: y u give me shitty tips?
-[FF]- Tim: srry
Pineapple: u beaner
-[FF]- Tim: i didnt know she would get mad
Pineapple: negro
Pineapple: Lol.
Pineapple: Tell her you're sorry for giving me bad advice.
Pineapple: x_x
-[FF]- Tim: she wont care that much
Pineapple: Well fuck.
-[FF]- Tim: what?
Pineapple: I think we're both in trouble.
Pineapple: "He was talking to you about me?"
-[FF]- Tim: U TOLD HIM IT WAS ME!???!?!
-[FF]- Tim: ??
Pineapple: She said
Pineapple: That you told her
Pineapple: what you told me.
Pineapple: x_x
Pineapple: Like you admitted to her.
Pineapple: I dunno
-[FF]- Tim: what?
Pineapple is now Offline.
Your state is set to Offline.
Pineapple is now Online.
Pineapple: Dude.
Pineapple: Get off.
Pineapple: Like I told you to.
-[FF]- Tim: y?
Pineapple: Just do it.
Pineapple: Fire thinks you showed me nudes.
-[FF]- Tim: what?
-[FF]- Tim: why?
Pineapple: IDK
Pineapple: She might have been
Pineapple: kidding.
Pineapple: x-x
Pineapple: But not sure.
-[FF]- Tim: no i didnt show u those did i?
Pineapple: I don't really know her.
Pineapple: No lol.
-[FF]- Tim: i thought i deleted them!
Pineapple: Not even a pic.
Pineapple: I've never seen her.
Pineapple: Lol.
-[FF]- Tim: FIRE IS FUCKING PISSED AT ME AND ITS ALL UR FAULT!
-[FF]- Tim: she says u saw a naked pic of his from me
Pineapple: Pineapple: If you have to do anything to anybody, do it to me.
Pineapple: Pineapple: It's my fault for "using" the your name. I should've believed that it was something you meant to keep private.
Pineapple: Pineapple: I'd rather take the heat than lose the only one I can trust around here.
-[FF]- Tim: that doesnt help now
Pineapple: ;(
-[FF]- Tim: hes gonna ddos me
-[FF]- Tim: like any minute now
Pineapple: :(
Pineapple is now Offline.
Your state is set to Offline.
Pineapple: I keep trying to get him to stop.
Pineapple: :(
Online now and rejoined chat.
Pineapple is now Online.
-[FF]- Tim: Can u get this?
-[FF]- Tim: I'm trying to access it on my phone
Pineapple: Yeah.
-[FF]- Tim: He fucking ddosed me
Pineapple is now Offline.
Your state is set to Offline.
-[FF]- Tim: Are u just gonna sit there like nothing happened?
Pineapple: No.
Pineapple: :(
Pineapple: I'm trying to get her to stop

AFTER HE FIGURES OUT

Pineapple: You are a complete fucking faggot.
Pineapple: Just..
Pineapple: A complete faggot.
Online now and rejoined chat.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Oh My GOD!! that was hands down one of the funniest things i have ever seen ever
holy shit i am tearing a little at work reading all of these!!
lolol
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This was awesome. Well done.

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