Jailbreak joke day/ Why I'm in jail day ideas

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Jailbreak joke day/ Why I'm in jail day ideas

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For all you guys who are stuck because you can't come up with a joke/a reason you were sent to jail on the JB server, here are some ideas. Others are welcome to post here as well.

Of course, you can get out of this by buying bombs and jihading the CTs when they call upon you.

Here are suggestions for Why I'm in Jail ( I can't do joke ideas yet)

-they thought I was a member of -(crew)-
-I knifed a vent
-I painted myself red
-they thought I was Hitler because I dressed up as Charlie Chaplin on Halloween
-I was responsible for (INSERT MAJOR DISASTER/CRIME HERE)
-because I did this--*JIHADS CT*
-I work for Quagmire
-My retarded horse caused $100000 in damaged and also gored a bunch of second graders.
-*RAPES SOMEONE*
-mistaken for a hacker
-I RDMed a Detective while I was a Detective.
-caught (INSERT ADMIN HERE) doing (WHATEVER)
-I killed Melon Head, here is his head (SPAWNS WATERMELON PET)
-Mistaken for a hacker
-Racist policeman who hates on (RACE)
-Imitating Teflon Don
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